What a Thoughtless Christmas Gift!
Posted By Cliff Tuttle | November 30, 2010
No. 534
When I was the lawyer for a small community bank (now evaporated through merger) I was asked to drop by the office of an important bank customer and deliver a business Christmas present to one of the corporate officers. I knew this customer very well, since I had referred it to the bank and had closed numerous loans for the bank with this customer. The office was located on my side of the city and it was December 23. The present was a large wicker basket full of fruit and nuts and boxes of hot chocolate and all of the usual stuff, wrapped up with big bows and covered with red or green cellophane to keep the contents inside the basket. It cost more than a few dollars.
So I arrived at my destination, but just in the nick of time. It was 4:30 in the afternoon when I ran into the object of our munificence in the traffic circle at the front door, about to leave for the holiday. More particularly, he was loading his car. He had the trunk open (it was a Lincoln, with a very large trunk) and as I pulled up he was carrying an armload of wicker Christmas baskets filled with the same stuff I was about to bestow. More such baskets were already in the trunk. A lot more.
I had no choice, it was too late. I handed over the present, which he couldn’t credibly pretend to be appreciated. I hope he drove straight to an orphanage.