Only the Names have been Changed to Protect the Innocent.
Every Pittsburgh lawyer has been approached by people with too-ethnic, unpronounceable or slightly ribald names who, after much angst, decide to select a new one. Usually, they select an anglican equivalent to their foreign language surname. Some change their first names, too. Fact is, they are only trying to fit in.
Rendell: “A Nation of Wussies”! Quick, Call Bartlett’s.
Excuse me, Governor, it seems to us that some other officials, not you, exercised leadership in keeping vehicles off the highways while road crews cleared the in-hindsight less than a blizzard snowfall.
Great name for a team, though: the Philadelphia Wussies.
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